Ninja die-men

You are the most epic ninja who ever lived. You slay men that have bounties on their heads.(Bounties were reintroduced into the law after the parliamentary decision in 2034.) [[Your next target was a big one...->Runny Rooftop]]

(Set: $encounters to 1)You run across rooftops with the grace and agility of a master ninja. Because you are a master ninja. You see a guard on the roof ahead. Why don't you engage in [[melee combat]]?

You approach your foe and prepare for battle. What did sensei teach you? (if:$encounters is 1)[[[I remember...->I remember1]]] (if:$encounters is 2)[[[OH THIS GUY IS GOING DOWN AFTER THIS ''FLASHBACK''->I remember 2]]]

Your sensei gives you a bucket with a large hole in the bottom. "This bucket must be full for over a minute.GO!" You see a lake, a rock and some trees in your sensei's large garden. [[Inspect the rock->Rock]] [[Go to the trees->Trees]] [[Ponder the river(get it?)->River]] (set:$Tries to 0)

You go to the rock. The rock stands proudly. [[Bash the bucket on the rock ->Unsuccessful 1]] [[Put the bucket on the rock ->Unsuccessful 1]]

The few trees that are there are very strong. [[Bash the bucket on the tree->Unsuccessful 1]] [[Shake the tree->Unsuccessful 1]]

The river is fairly deep. What do you do? [[Throw the bucket into the river->Entry to the fort]] [[Swim in the river->Unsuccessful 1]]

You did that but it didn't help. Ah well... [[Okay->I remember1]]

That worked as the sunken bucket is always full. IN THE PRESENT... Pow! Wallop! Crash! The guard is unconscious. You jump into the courtyard of your enemy's lair. [[Showdown Time!]]

The evil Dan McDan stands before you. He has been charged with murder, kidnapping and slavery. "Engage me," he speaks "in [[melee combat]]!" (set:$encounters to 2)

Your sensei leaps at you. He wants a *sparring* *match*! In the room is a katana, a phone and a dinner bell. [[Look at the katana->Katana]] [[Pick up the phone->Phone]] [[Ring the dinner bell->Incorrect2]]

Your sensei stops. "Do not hurt me!" [[Stab him]] [[Put the katana away and attempt to make peace->Incorrect2]]

Who do you call? [[Sensei troubles ltd.]] [[Police->Incorrect2]]

Well, that failed.HARD. [[Awww...->I remember 2]]

You monster!You absolute £@£@%#-£+57+5;;-.+.!&?!%;£!£*!* Just for that, go to the [[Start]]

"Well done." Your master says. "Violence isn't always the answer. " [[Now to beat up that guy]]

Dan McDan stands proudly. You know what to do. All your training has lead you to throw him in a river and call the authorities. You have done well. THE END.